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Rule of Cheating #10
- Have fun and enjoy yourself
An affair should feel good. If it doesn’t, find a better lover. Every moment should give you an unbearable lightness and sense of well being. When people start to ask why you seem so happy, tell them there must be something going around, and if they are lucky they will catch it too. Then wink, smile, and saunter away.
Rule of Cheating #9
- Communicate your needs and desires with your lover
Be sure that your lover wants the same things out of an affair that you do. Don’t get caught in a fatal attraction. Venus and Mars not only want different things out of marriages, they also want very different things from affairs. A man may say he lacks an emotional bond with his wife and needs that from his lover. What he wants, however, is a physical connection that provides sexual gratification. Women on the other hand want an emotional connection. They are happy to forgo sexual intimacy but not romance.
Rule of Cheating #8
- Involve your family with the new you
If you decide you want to improve your body and a gym membership is the answer, encourage your spouse to join the gym too. Keep your family involved in any changes you make to your physical appearance, spiritual well being, or professional life. Never embark on activities that will set you apart from the family or your spouse.
Two-timing politicians, take note: cheating has never been easier. AshleyMadison.com, a personals site designed to facilitate extramarital affairs, now boasts slick iPhone and Blackberry versions that help married horndogs find like-minded cheaters within minutes. The new tools are aimed at tech-savvy adulterers wary of leaving tracks on work or home computers. Because the apps are loaded up from phones’ browsers, they leave no electronic trail that suspicious spouses can trace.
Even as public outrage boils up over the infidelity of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign, millions of Americans are sneaking online to do some surreptitious cheating of their own.
Unlike Craigslist’s plain-Jane listings, AshleyMadison lets cheaters customize profiles, chat anonymously and trade messages about adulterous preferences — all in an effort to make cheating as simple as using Match.com.
The formula is working. AshleyMadison’s membership has doubled over the past year to 4 million. The Toronto-based site, which takes its name from the two most popular female names in 2001, the year it launched, enjoyed another big boost this week, following Father’s Day, when CEO Noel Biderman says men often feel underappreciated. Traffic to the site tripled on Monday. Biderman says there’s a similar boost in interest from neglected wives and girlfriends after Valentine’s Day. Read More→
DEATH.TAXES…
AND A GUARANTEED AFFAIR!?!
Wildly popular infidelity dating site AshleyMadison.com promises members an “Affair to Remember” within three months or their money back.
The naughty folks at AshleyMadison.com have struck again. In the wake of Oprahs new series “Why Men Cheat,” the dating site specifically designed to help married people cheat on their spouses has announced a brand new promotion. Members who purchase an Ashley Madison “Affair Guarantee” Package and don’t experience an Affair to Remember within three months will receive a complete refund. Take that Match.com! According to Ashley Madison President, Noel Biderman, “Oprah wants to know why men cheat. Because they can! Particularly on Ashley Madison.” Read More→
